rise of skywalker MEANS…….
- rey’s the skywalker (BORING)
- finn’s the skywalker (NICE)
- kylo’s gonna heelturn for the good (LIKE ACTUALLY THIS TIME)
- kylo’s gonna like win with the bad guys? (WHAT THE FUCK)
- “skywalker” became a slang word for “gay man” in the years after Luke’s victory & they’re talking about Poe (SKYWALKER RIGHTS)